"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/16/2020 at 11:48 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/16/2020 at 11:48 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 5
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1:59 a.m. Two people were screaming at each other in a Kalispell bathroom.
8:14 a.m. Someone called to complain that their road hadn’t been plowed.
8:19 a.m. A local teen called to report that her dad and step-mom were smoking way too much marijuana.
10:25 a.m. Someone dumped two kittens into a dumpster on Big Mountain.
12:39 p.m. A Kalispell man called to report two stray dogs — inside his house.
1:50 p.m. A man playing internet video games called 911 to report that the person he was playing with had just been arrested in real life. He reported that he heard the entire thing over the game’s audio system.
1:56 p.m. Two dogs were running down the highway.
2:06 p.m. A man wanted to know how to get rid of the squatter living in his camper.
3:01 p.m. A truck crashed into a big rock.
3:17 p.m. Another truck crashed into a deer.
5:02 p.m. A dog was chasing snowmobilers around town.
5:38 p.m. A storage unit was broken into.
5:56 p.m. A man named “Moon” was screaming obscenities at people.
7:08 p.m. Someone called 911 because they were concerned about a drunk woman holding a baby.
8:48 p.m. Someone called to report that their son was being “unruly.” They wanted law enforcement to come by and take care of the kid for them.
10:41 p.m. Someone driving through Kalispell pocket-dialed 911 while going through a roundabout.
12:29 a.m. A Columbia Falls man was having some trouble getting his stuff from a former roommate. The man admitted to “having a few drinks” at the time, which may have contributed to his problems.
1:47 a.m. A Bigfork man tipped over his fridge in a fit of rage.
4:42 a.m. A Kalispell man accidentally called 911 from his Apple Watch while he was sleeping.
6 a.m. A man was walking down Whitefish Stage Road with a sleeping bag. Someone thought he was a traffic hazard.
7:20 a.m. Three horses were on the loose in Whitefish.
7:57 a.m. A Whitefish man called 911 to ask why a sheriff’s deputy had been wandering around his front yard the previous night.
9:46 a.m. Someone had their skis stolen from their car parked in front of a local brewery.
10:44 a.m. Further east, in Columbia Falls, a sheep was loose.
10:48 a.m. In Kalispell, a woman captured a loose cat.
10:52 a.m. A woman skiing at Whitefish Mountain Resort was trying to change the music on her phone but ended up calling 911 instead.
11:19 a.m. A dog was on the loose in Evergreen.
12:13 p.m. The 911 center received a call from someone on Big Mountain. The only thing they could hear was, “Ugh, I did it again.” Turns out the woman from 10:52 a.m. was still skiing.
1:30 p.m. A Bigfork High School teacher accidentally called 911.
1:44 p.m. A Eureka woman reported that someone had stolen some items from her on a flight to Glacier Park International Airport.
4:05 p.m. A toddler playing with a phone dialed 911.
4:12 p.m. A man skiing on Big Mountain got lost.
6:01 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone stole his phone. Using his wife’s phone, he was able to track the stolen phone to a local church.
6:25 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 because his ex-wife stole his bong.
6:33 p.m. A Kalispell man called to report that he let his friend borrow his car for an hour but she was still cruising around town with it four hours later. He wanted the cops to find her, pull her over and get his car back.
6:38 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 because there was a “large sheep” hiding behind a tree on his property. The man was informed that law enforcement “was aware of the sheep” but has been unable to capture it. They were going to give it another shot the following day.
6:54 p.m. A car was in the ditch at the Blue Moon.
7:37 p.m. A man called 911 to ask why his brother was in jail.
user314
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 12:19 |
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10:25 a.m. Someone dumped two kittens into a dumpster on Big Mountain.
1:50 p.m. A man playing internet video games called 911 to report that the person he was playing with had just been arrested in real life. He reported that he heard the entire thing over the game’s audio system.
....Why? Did he expect the Flathead County cops to go bust out 2DanK 4u 420 so he could finish their Fortni te match?
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> user314
01/16/2020 at 12:25 |
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I saw the ones about the kittens, my heart broke. This area is a ritzy resort area, there is no excuse for this behavior.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 12:26 |
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The whole thing reads like a far side cartoon.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Chariotoflove
01/16/2020 at 12:33 |
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benn454
> user314
01/16/2020 at 12:35 |
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The only legit reason I can think of was he thought his buddy was getting swatted and wanted to report it.
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user314
> benn454
01/16/2020 at 12:43 |
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Yeah, the way it’s written it sounds like he knew the guy was being arrested, but it would make more sense that he just heard the commotion and thought the worst.
The Ghost of Oppo
> Chariotoflove
01/16/2020 at 13:02 |
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The Onion isn’t this good
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Chariotoflove
> The Ghost of Oppo
01/16/2020 at 13:57 |
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For sure.
WilliamsSW
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 14:16 |
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8:19 a.m. A local teen called to report that her dad and step-mom were smoking way too much marijuana.
Sounds like she’s pissed that they raided her stash.
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> user314
01/16/2020 at 14:20 |
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Maybe he just had no friends and wanted to tell some one about “that cool thing.”
Cash Rewards
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 14:54 |
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Did you kiss the arrest from out of state where that woman became convinced child services kidnapped her kid, and she was arming herself for a raid of child services?
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 16:30 |
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My god... it's full of stars.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Cash Rewards
01/16/2020 at 16:58 |
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I think that was in Kalispell. Heard about it and it’s some bizarre shit.
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Cash Rewards
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 17:07 |
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It was. There was an article in the Washington Post about it, and it's a sad story of likely mental illness finding insanity in QAnon conspiracy theories
HoustonRunner
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/16/2020 at 18:52 |
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Wait, there is a roundabout in Kalispell? No idea it was that progressive.